System Store: I Love Broom Stars

Sao Nian, I think you are very qualified to be a pig's trotter! Come to our grocery store and buy a pack of spicy strips? Self-heating rice? The kind that becomes an immortal. How about a loudspeaker with 500 Hz? The kind that comes with its own BGM! What? African chiefs carrying the coffin? Yes, yes! Why! Don't fight, I'm not crazy, Marshal Tianpeng is my brother, I don't ride a pig to the West, and I'm not good at G Nezha. Really really... Seeking Buddhist scriptures from the West has nothing to do with me. I don't eat the soft food of the system either, really, really. Don't believe it? Click me... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.