When Tang Sanzang Chanted the Mighty Heavenly Dragon Spell

He transmigrated into Journey to the West as Tang Sanzang and awakened the Mighty Heavenly Dragon System.

Many years later, after returning from the pilgrimage.

Li Shimin spotted Sun Wukong squatting in a corner, silently smoking, and asked him curiously what was wrong.

Sun Wukong burst into tears. "I'll never forget how Master split open the Five Elements Mountain with one palm, grabbed me by the neck, and asked whether I would join him on the pilgrimage or be sent straight to the Western Paradise on the spot. Your Majesty, your old Sun has had such a hard life, sob..."

Zhu Bajie let out a pig-like howl. "I'm even skinnier than Brother Monkey now. I'm the one who's had it worst."

Sha Wujing held up a delicate, feminine hand. "Eldest Brother, Second Brother, look at me! I've been cross-dressing for 108,000 miles. I'm practically used to it now!"

The Dragon Prince had tears in his eyes. "Ever since I found out what 'cao ni ma' means, I can't look back on the image I've had all along the journey."

Tang Sanzang: "You dare compete over who has it worse? Behold, your master: Mighty Heavenly Dragon, World-Honored Ksitigarbha, Prajna Buddhas, Prajna Bama Kong, Flying Dragon in the Sky, go!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.