I Make Sun Wukong Cry from the Start in Journey to the West

He transmigrates into Journey to the West as Tang Sanzang and awakens the Great Might Heavenly Dragon System.

Many years later, after returning from his pilgrimage,

Li Shimin sees Sun Wukong squatting in a corner, silently smoking, and asks him curiously what is wrong.

Sun Wukong bursts into tears. "I'll never forget the day Master split open the Five-Finger Mountain with one palm, grabbed me by the neck, and asked if I would go fetch the scriptures with him or be sent straight to the Western Paradise on the spot. Your Majesty, my life has been so hard, sob..."

Zhu Bajie squeals like a pig. "I'm even thinner than Brother Monkey now. I'm the one who's had it the worst."

Sha Wujing poses with delicate, orchid-like fingers. "Eldest Brother, Second Brother, look at me! I've been cross-dressing for 108,000 miles. I'm almost used to it!"

The Dragon Prince's eyes brim with tears. "Ever since I found out what 'cao ni ma' means, I can't look back on the image I had throughout our journey."

Tang Sanzang: "How dare you all compete over who has suffered the most! Behold my Great Might Heavenly Dragon, World-Honored Ksitigarbha, Prajna Buddhas, Prajna Ba Ma Kong, go!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.