System: Big Brother, Don't Hit Me

“I am the number one across all the worlds...”

“Smack!”

“You dare hit me?!”

“Smack!”

“You, you, you...”

“Smack, smack!”

“Big brother! I was wrong. Stop hitting yourself! We're fused together now, so you can't hurt yourself! It hurts me when you get hurt!”

Zhang Wei: “Give me money!”

One thousand yuan deposited into the account.

“Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack!”

Funds deposited into the account…

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.