Three Kingdoms: Strategists, Please DM Me

Zhuang Qian was getting trounced while playing the Three Kingdoms Kill board game when he unexpectedly joined a chat group for Three Kingdoms strategists.

Gou Huo, Mount Tai Worships the Sun, Guo the Genius, Sleeping Dragon Zhuge, Bucktoothed Little Phoenix, Bedside Strategy, Zhou Yu the Dashing, Lu Zhan Is Bad...

Looking at these cringey usernames, especially when each of them privately messaged Zhuang Qian afterward to ask his advice,

Zhuang Qian was certain they were a bunch of clueless kids trying to get answers for free.

He gave them a casual reply.

But the real strategists in the Three Kingdoms world were astonished, one after another, and thought him a genius.

Gou Huo Xun Yu: Mr. Zhuang, you truly are a godlike man.

Cheng Yu, Mount Tai Worships the Sun: I swear I will never send a single soldier against the nation where Mr. Zhuang lives.

Zhuge Liang, Sleeping Dragon Zhuge: Sir, your talent is beyond me. I'm almost afraid to leave Longzhong now. If I run into Mr. Zhuang Qian, I'll be in trouble. I'd better stay here in Nanyang and farm in peace.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.