Bajie, Get Down on Your Knees

After Zhu Bajie was appointed Envoy of the Pure Altar, he hurried back to Gao Village, which he had long yearned to see again. To his utter surprise, Miss Gao Cuilan had been waiting for him all along, so he became her live-in son-in-law. Unable to find a husband, Gao Cuilan had been consumed by sorrow until her looks faded and her hair turned white. After they married, she was unhappy with her appearance and forced Zhu Bajie to find a solution. With no other choice, he went to heaven and asked Taishang Laojun for a pill. To his surprise, after taking it, he turned into a seven-year-old girl. Left with no alternative, he had to ask Sun Wukong for help. What followed was a string of hilarious mishaps...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.