Journey to the West: Slaying the Little White Dragon in a Rage from the Start

While hunting Bai Suzhen, Fahai somehow transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West, takes Tang Sanzang's place, and becomes the Pilgrim himself.

From then on, the whole journey to the West goes like this:

"Senior Brother, this is bad! Master crippled Taishang Laojun's disciple."

"Senior Brother, this is bad! Master butchered Taishang Laojun's ox and made beef skewers out of it."

"Senior Brother, this is bad! Master slapped your nephew to death, then went and killed your big brother too."

"Senior Brother, this is bad! Master says he's going to see through the ways of the world in the Kingdom of Women and won't go fetch the scriptures anymore."

"Senior Brother, this is bad! Uh, Master just punched Tathagata to death..."

Fahai says, "When I finish this journey west, I will make all the high and mighty gods and Buddhas of the heavens submit at my feet!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.