The Online Dating Life of a Woman with a Split Personality

During one of her best friend's livestreams, Wei Caicai went viral twice, making the top five on the trending list after her gaming session took on a flirty, online-dating vibe. On the day they were supposed to meet in person, her friend Ms. Liu asked her usual three questions: "Is he handsome? Does he have a nice voice? What's his character like?"

Wei: "I'm not sure. He has a nice voice, and he's so gentle."

Ms. Liu: "I don't want to be a downer, but whether it's a long-distance relationship or online dating, it either ends with you getting cheated on or breaking up. Haven't you remembered all those warnings to be careful with online dating?"

Wei: "One general's success is built on the bones of ten thousand soldiers. What if I'm the one who finds love?"

After she got back from their date...

Wei started looking listless and miserable.

Ms. Liu couldn't bear to upset her, so she asked gently, "It's okay, sweetheart. There are plenty of flowers in the world. Why fixate on one *?" Then she changed tack: "Was he handsome? Did he sound nice in person? What's his character like?"

Wei, looking crestfallen, said, "He's really tall, really handsome, and he has a nice voice..."

Ms. Liu: "Then you..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.