A Simp Like Me Deserves to Die!

After transmigrating to a parallel world crawling with backup lovers and sycophants, Zhou Lang resolutely refuses to be assimilated!

From then on, the world gains a cold-hearted straight man who argues with people to the bitter end and sees every good deed through!

So many sycophants! They flatter heaven, earth, and even the air!

They'll keep at it to the end of the world, and still love every minute of it!

"Thank you. If you're happy, then I'm happy too!"

"I got paid today. I received 1,200 yuan. You think I'm going to give you 1,200?"

"Nope. I'll borrow another 114 from my coworkers and make it 1,314 for you."

"You love me, right?"

The phrase "nmbw**" means "You know how much I adore you, right?"

Looking at all these strange messages, Zhou Lang typed out a text and sent it:

"Do you make keys? How many would you like?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.