From the Start, I Drew a Thousand Years

I got ten consecutive draws from the start.

Xu San: "Waaah, I spent a full thousand years drawing!"

Hahaha, this gift pack is awesome. It actually gave me a divine artifact.

Xu San: "I'm so broke, all I have left are divine artifacts!!"

After two thousand years in seclusion, I finally broke through to the Sacred Void Realm. Now, who can still stand against me?

Xu San: "Cultivate? Why would I cultivate? Isn't the point to get stronger? A few pills can take care of that. What's the big deal?"

I really am a very low-key person. Why do you all keep thinking I'm showing off?

Boss, the bill. What? Three taels of silver? Uh, Boss, I really don't have any money. How about I give you a divine artifact?

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