Three Kingdoms: Father, Father, This Is Not the Right Move

After waking up, he discovers that he has become Dong Hao, the frail, sickly twenty-year-old son of Dong Zhuo.

"Ding! Dong Zhuo is going to depose the young emperor Liu Bian. Host, hurry and stop him."

"Ding! Dong Zhuo is going to set Chang'an ablaze. Host, hurry and stop him."

"Ding! Dong Zhuo is going to gorge himself. Host, hurry and stop him."

"Ding! ..."

Dong Hao: "System, slow down, will you? Give me some time to rest!"

Dong Zhuo: "If Hao'er weren't my only son right now, he'd have been done for ages ago!"

Jia Xu: "The Second Young Master is just too... determined to get himself killed!"

Cao Cao: "A son should be like Dong Ritian!"

Liu Bei: "Look at Dong Ritian, then look at my own Adou... Never mind, I'm going to have a cry."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.