The S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent's Embarrassing Adventures

Fury: "This is, at the very least, the world's most secretive intelligence agency. Could you show us a little respect?"

Tony Stark: "Do you think my basement is a public restroom? You just come and go whenever you want?"

Thor: "You're an agent from Earth. Don't conduct espionage in Asgard!"

Black Widow: "He says he's the disgrace of the spy world, and its legend, too."

Tang Shui, a field agent with the codename Jiong!

"I'm a spy, not a superhero. Don't come to me to save the world!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.