Three Kingdoms: I, Ma Chao, Am the Number One Troll!

Ma Chao is reborn in the late Han dynasty and immediately faces the eighteen warlords who have gathered to campaign against Dong Zhuo. The System of the Three Kingdoms' Greatest Trash-Talker awakens!

“Hua Xiong, did your mother raise a placenta?”

“Lü Bu, since you love calling people Dad so much, why not call me, Ma Chao, your father?”

“Cao the Thief, treacherous thief, vile thief, rebel! Want a widow?”

“Little Zhuge, I have never seen anyone as shameless as you! You're a beaten dog with a broken back, so how dare you yap and bark?”

“Liu Bei, let's go to the bathroom together sometime. You seem pretty good at spewing crap.”

The assembled warlords: “This Xiliang Jin Ma Chao is handsome and graceful, a peerless warrior! When it comes to flowery insults, I'm no match for him...”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.