The Truth Is, This Is a Three Kingdoms Chat Group

Yang Che joined a chat group and discovered that everyone in it was incredibly edgy.

Their usernames were all things like "If Heaven Had Not Birthed Me, Who Would Lu Fengxian Be?", "See If My Magnificent Beard Is Handsome!", and "My Son Zhongmou Is Seven!"

Grand General Cavalry Commandant Cao Aman: Oh no, my assassination attempt on Dong Zhuo failed, and now I'm being hunted everywhere. What should I do?

Loyal Subject of the Han Dynasty Dong Zhuo: "@Cao Aman, you good-for-nothing Cao Cao! I treated you like my own son, and you actually tried to assassinate me?"

I'm Just a Shoe Salesman, Big-Eared Liu: I have achieved nothing. I wasted forty years of my life and have nothing to show for it. Any big shots in this group?

Faced with the endless stream of edgy questions, Yang Che, a history buff, answered them one by one.

Unexpectedly, his replies caused an enormous stir in the group.

"Good heavens, the group owner must be blessed by fate. His predictions are absolutely uncanny!"

"My God, how did he even know I wanted to become emperor?!"

Just as Yang Che had never...

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