A Mindless, Feel-Good Novel

Ding! A large quantity of precious metals detected ahead. Are you ready to get rich?

Ding! A great opportunity detected ahead. Are you ready to ascend to immortality in broad daylight?

Ding! A large number of goofballs detected ahead. Will you choose to ascend, or join them in eternal happiness?

This is a world full of goofballs. Become one, and you'll find true happiness!

If you become a goofball and still care about your cultivation, you're betraying happiness!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.