Urban: From the Start, Diaochan Steps Out of a Portrait

In the past, if you cooked the raw rice into cooked rice, the woman would be yours, but now it won't work even if you cook the raw rice into popcorn! In fact, our country is not monogamous, but monogamous. If there is no house, there will be no wives, and if there are multiple houses, there will be multiple wives. I never understood why my wife called me the first bedroom, second bedroom, and third bedroom... Now I really understand. These days, all I worry about is sexual intercourse! Men worry about their private houses, women worry about their sex, old people worry about their hearts, college students worry about renting a house, working people worry about renting a house, people who are hospitalized worry about the ward, those who give birth worry about the maternity ward, those who get married worry about a new house, ordinary people worry about housing allocation, ordinary people worry about housing, producers worry about box office, rich people worry about second homes, bad people worry about class rooms... Chinese writing is really powerful: Beijing is the background. Shanghai is the sea of ​​commerce. My husband is a laborer. In the evening, it's just fun. Promotion means appreciation. An oath is a slip of the tongue. Men are difficult people. The ideal is to leave home. Fate is resentment. To lose is to gain. To be awake is to be thankful. Getting married is

There is a kind of maternal love called Yanmu, there is a kind of father's love called Ghost Father, there is a kind of brother calling sister, there is a kind of sister calling sister juice, there is a kind of doctor calling nurse, there is a kind of Bible called Dark Bible, there is a kind of prison called Prison Battleship, there is a kind of moon called Faceless Moon, there is a kind of sky called Autumn Sky, there is a kind of school called Desire Academy, there is a kind of office called underwear office, there is a kind of night called Harvest Night, there is a kind of subway called crazy man. In the train, there is a kind of curiosity called Moment of Enchantment, there is a magic girl called Xiao Ai, there is an invasion called Black Beast, there is a kind of rebellion called Silver Dragon Dawn, there is a kind of education called personal tutoring, there is a kind of armor called Armored Knight, there is a kind of angel called Devil Angel, there is a kind of campus love called Day on Campus, there is a kind of loyalty called Ji Knight, there is a kind of battle called the battle of light and shadow, there is a kind of young tooth called Chu Dog, there is a kind of taxi called Midnight Taxi, and there is a kind of revenge called Home Delivery.

After all, Xiao A is your first robot with some feelings. Come on, if you sell it like this, can't you mutate a few and sell it?

By the way, why don't you put the four beauties in order? (Manual funny)

If it turns out to be true, whose dick is this?

I'm going to fuck you if you still work despite having a system. You insulted a loser!

How ugly is the reality that keeps emphasizing how handsome the protagonist of the novel is?

I don't understand why loyalty requires favorability, and why he didn't buy an Angel Queen comic from "Super Seminary" when he had 50 yuan, but instead bought a portrait of Diao Chan. Wouldn't it be nice to buy the latter for the same 50 yuan?

Why is it that when you have strength, the first thing you think of is buying martial arts? Wouldn't it be nice to buy six infinity stones? Buy an Angel King like the one below. Wouldn't it be nice to upgrade his divine body? Wouldn't it be nice to fuse six infinite gems after upgrading to a divine body? Why would you think that martial arts is such a cheap thing? To become a god in one step, you have to do so many messy things. When the above things can be realized, even if it is a secret book that can be used to cultivate into a saint, I will not be tempted if it is placed in front of me. Because I know I can't hold on, and I will still have a lot of inner demons in the later stage. Why choose these? There is obviously another faster, more invincible road to choose.

Having written so much, what is the significance of Diao Chan's existence? Just because it's in the title of the book, is a character forced to be included? And since the protagonist can mutate characters, why not continue to build his own force and do everything by himself, just to show off? It's too deliberate, and why is the protagonist always surrounded by pretentious green tea bitches?