Great Tang: Taken by Li Er to Be a Good-Luck Groom from the Start

The first time I looked at my female classmate's private parts, I was very surprised. It was so dark and dirty. I even felt very naked. Especially there were two pieces of wrinkled flesh, which were a little dark and greasy. When she saw my surprised and frightened expression, she was very shy and embarrassed. She said to me: Don't mind, this is the first time I let a male classmate look at my private parts. I was nervous because I put too much soy sauce. Beef noodles are not like this.

Tang Dynasty Best Villain Award: Changsun Wuji The best villain family in the Tang Dynasty: Five Surnames and Seven Hopes Best Wife Award: Princess Changle Best Supporting Actor Award: The Demon King Cheng Yaojin Best Invention Award: Gunpowder Tea Leaves Salt Paper Horseshoe Glass Steel Best Planting Award: Potatoes, Corns, Sweet Potatoes and Cotton Best Little Brother Award: Cheng Chumo Best Disaster Award: Locust Plague Best War Award: Weishui Alliance

Women have two advantages, but there is a loophole; although men have no advantages, they have one advantage; men often seize the two advantages of women and use their own strengths to make up for the loopholes of women. This is called a perfect match. Why are men smart? It's because men have two heads; why women love to eat, it's because women have two mouths. Why do men and women get married? Because men have figured it out and women have figured it out. And why the divorce? Because men know the depth, and women know the length. In the past, high school teachers always said that high school was tight but college was loose. Now that I think about it, it's really a sentence worth savoring.

The first time I looked at my female classmate's private parts, I was very surprised. It was so dark and dirty. I even felt very naked. Especially there were two pieces of wrinkled flesh, which were a little dark and greasy. When she saw my surprised and frightened expression, she was very shy and embarrassed. She said to me: Don't mind, this is the first time I let a male classmate look at my private parts. I was nervous because I put too much soy sauce. Beef noodles are not like this.

An elder sister who washed dishes was often called aunt. She disliked the aunt's unpleasantness, so she gave herself a very cool name: the Queen Mother of Porcelain Washing. The tire repairman next door was inspired and gave himself an international name: Napoleon. The welding electrician heard about it and named his welding shop: Welding Emperor. One day he went to the candy store next door to show off, but the owner of the candy store pulled him to see the name of his store: Tang Taizong. The welder was silent... Not far away, he saw the owner of a cake shop putting up a sign. The name of the shop was: Han Cake Zu. At this time, a dung truck passed by and he found three big characters written on it: "Qi Shi Huang". The last old man who bought vegetables was so inspired that he changed his name: Vegetables need to be bundled!

Finally, Changle is no longer an ironclad person. .

Let me ask you something, does any of you know how to check the comments of Guan Xiaoheiwu? I want to see what I said wrong. What he said was wrong, and he was imprisoned for no apparent reason.

Why not call it nocturnal emission?

You must be very lonely. You are slowly flipping through the comment board and looking at the comments. At this second, you happened to see my comment. At this second, you belong to me. Hello, stranger. I wish you find your lover as soon as possible.

Prince Li Zhi!? Oh my god, is the timeline already here?