Sui and Tang Dynasties: Emperor, Please Kneel Down to Me

What, you want our emperor to kneel down to you? I'm a god, why don't you kneel down? If you tell a pig, do you think the pig will believe it? I say again, I am your god. Do you match the key? Do you deserve it? How many do you want? I always feel that you have a brain, but it is filled with paste. Hahaha, brother, your jokes are so funny. Even if your eyes are small, why are you still blind? There is no legend about me in the world, right? Then I will create a legend! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.