The Grumpy Big Stick Hero

The Fourth Catastrophe, also known as the goofball players: leek plants that grow back after being cut, and walking tools.

They are an incredibly adorable and useful species.

This is the story of a kind and generous NPC,

who goes around the Yaoguang Continent, knocking people out and stealing their monsters, occasionally harvesting a few leeks,

and, along the way, becoming someone's strongest backer.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.