Heavenly Court: Tianpeng Must Die

Lu Tianpeng transmigrates into the role of Tianpeng and activates the Suicide System. From then on, whether the Three Realms are in chaos depends on whether Tianpeng feels like causing trouble.

"Chang'e, the Moon Palace is so lonely, and that rascal Wu Gang does nothing but chop trees. He's definitely up to no good. I've decided to move in and protect you!"

Chang'e: "..."

"Mysterious Maiden, heaven and earth, the sun and moon can bear witness to how I feel about you!"

"Heaven: Rumble!"

"Quiet! Did I tell you to speak?"

"Monkey Sun, your Seventy-Two Earthly Fiends Transformations aren't good enough. I'll teach you the Thirty-Six Heavenly Spirits Transformations too!"

"Demon Venerable, do you like the Tathagata? If you do, just say so. How will he know if you don't tell him? If you like him, you should say it. Want me to teach you?"

The Jade Emperor, the Tathagata, and the Demon Venerable: "Marshal Tianpeng, please, we beg you to stop using your divine powers!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.