I Trapped a God for One Hundred Million Years

Pangu: "I was wrong! Let me out, quick!"

"What did you do wrong?"

"I shouldn't have kicked you just because I was in a hurry to split open the heavens. I was wrong!"

"All right, then. Go chop wood on the back mountain for a thousand years!"

Taibai Jinxing: "I was wrong. Please, let me out!"

"What did you do wrong?"

"I shouldn't have been stingy. These are all my Nine-Turn Golden Pills. Take them and eat them like candy!"

"Fine. Go boil water in the back courtyard for a thousand years!"

Lu Dongbin: "I was wrong, I was wrong! I want out too!"

"What did you do wrong?"

"It's my honor to have your * bite me!"

"Fine. Go raise * in the back courtyard for a thousand years!"

With his hands behind his back, Yu Zhiqian gazes at the mountain gate of the Immortal Ascension Sect, waiting for the next person fate sends his way...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.