I Imprisoned a God for a Hundred Million Years

"When Pangu was creating the world, he got into an argument with me over the angle and force he was using. I locked him up, and he's still creating the world to this day. Otherwise, where do you think all these parallel worlds came from?"

"..."

"Hongjun? Of course I've heard of him. That guy had a loud voice and kept disturbing my sleep, so I locked him up. He's still preaching every day."

"You say you're descended from a Three-Legged Golden Crow? I remember Taiyi used to clang the Eastern Emperor Bell right next to my ear. I trapped him too, and now he rings the bell every day!"

"A disciple of the Gold Star of Taibai? That old man wouldn't give me an elixir, so I trapped him and made him concoct pills nonstop. Where did you study?"

"You're a descendant of Li Chunfeng? I remember he tricked me once, so I locked him up. Wasn't he still a virgin, too?"

"..."

"Hey, don't leave! Everything I said is true. Just become my disciple, and you'll be an immortal in ten years and a Great Luo in a hundred. No tricks, guaranteed!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.