I Trapped God for 100 Million Years

"When Pangu opened the sky, he had a quarrel with me because of the angle and strength, and I locked him up. And now he is still opening the sky. Otherwise, do you think there are so many parallel worlds there?" "..." "Hongjun? Of course I have heard of it. That guy had a loud voice and disturbed my sleep. He was locked up by me and is still preaching every day!" "You said you are a descendant of the three-legged Golden Crow? I remember Taiyi ringing the East Emperor Bell in my ear, and then he was trapped by me and ringing the bell every day!" "The descendant of Taibai Jinxing? That old man didn't give me the elixir, so I trapped him and kept making elixirs. Where did you become a disciple?" "Are you a descendant of Li Chunfeng? I remember that he was imprisoned by me for lying to me. It seems he was still a boy?" "..." "Hey, don't leave. Everything I say is true. As long as you accept me as your teacher, you will become an immortal in ten years and a great man in a hundred years, and you will be innocent!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.