Wuxia: The Dull Life of a Peerless Genius

Sigh! Life is so dull!

Northern Qiao Feng's mighty Dragon Subduing Palms can only give me a shoulder rub.

Southern Murong's unpredictable Shifting Stars can only play ball with me.

The Sweeper Monk is unfathomably profound, but can't even help me stretch my limbs.

I am an unparalleled genius, and I'm so bored, so empty, so lonely!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.