Brother, Stop Pretending. I Know You're Loaded

On a blind date, the woman tells Su Chen that her future partner must earn over ten thousand yuan a month.

Su Chen shrugs. "Then you'll have to find someone else. I earn eight thousand yuan a month, so I don't meet your requirements."

As he gets up to leave, the keys to a Lamborghini worth 380 million yuan accidentally fall to the floor. Everyone is stunned.

Su Chen looks utterly baffled. "Who put these car keys in my pocket?"

After a long while, a voice rings out in Su Chen's mind. "All right, I'll come clean. I'm the System."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.