How Can I Do It Without Being a Bastard?

Counselor: "Although the school's hot water is free, could you please stop answering it fifty times a day? It's a bit too much." Leng Xiaoxiao: "Well, boiling water at home still consumes a little bit of electricity." Sister: "Brother, why do I have no pocket money this month?" Leng Xiaoxiao: "Don't you want your brother to bring you a beautiful sister-in-law? How can you do it without any cost?" Guest: "I asked you to identify a few things, but why did he almost run away?" Leng Xiaoxiao: "Brother, all those things you got were obtained by low-level people. I was almost raped by the police uncle." Leng Xiaoxiao: "If you are not a bastard, how can you become famous?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.