Interdimensional Tour Group: A Flying Saucer from the Start

Ahem, testing, testing...

All right, sound check complete.

Chen Ran stands in front of the ramp lowered from the flying saucer, holding a powerful megaphone and shouting to the disorganized crowd on the ground:

Please gather your luggage, line up in an orderly fashion, and have your tickets ready to board! Hey, you there, you can't board without a ticket!

All right, everyone, listen up! Our first stop today is the grandest scene of showing off in the works of the Great Author Cha: the Six Major Sects' siege of Bright Peak!

Our destination is exceptionally bloody and violent. Minors are not allowed to sightsee! Any underage passengers, please come register with me. As compensation, we'll organize a wholesome trip to another plane in the future.

We apologize for any inconvenience!

What?

You don't accept the apology?

Then come bite me, you little brat!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.