My Uncle Is Wei Zhongxian

At the end of the Ming Dynasty, when party strife was my favorite, I was the biggest representative of the eunuch party! There is really no way, Tianqi likes carpentry, but I am the master of carpentry. What? Tianqi wants to worship me as his teacher? Good disciple. Is the Donglin Party so exciting? Are you planning to murder my disciple? Let's all go to Yingzhou to dig gold for me. I really don't want to kill anyone, but if I don't kill me, I will die, so all you bad guys with pus and pus can do it. I really have no choice, and I don't want to be the eldest brother. These princes should stop pestering me. Damn the system, damn the charm, well, my uncle is Wei Zhongxian, I am so good. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.