Don't Force Me to Be a Director

"Old pit" don't push me! Believe it or not, I will direct a "Best Picture" in a minute, give an "Artist" award, and ask you to call me the master in a minute? "Hey, hey, if you have something to say, please say it, but don't do anything!" God! God! Jesus! ... Get rid of this system! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.