Honghuang: Guard Against Fire, Thieves, and Parrots

After Qin Lang transmigrated to the Primordial Immortal Realm a hundred thousand years ago and became a cheeky parrot,

the gods and immortals of the Primordial Immortal Realm hung a banner at the South Heaven Gate: "Guard against fire, guard against thieves, guard against parrots!"

The reason was that this parrot was simply too much of a pest. If it could cause trouble for you, it definitely would.

Once you got on its bad side, it would hound you relentlessly until you respectfully catered to its every whim.

The Primordial Immortal Realm's Food Festival features a menu centered on parrot: braised parrot head, stir-fried parrot meat, sweet-and-sour parrot claws, and parrot tongue in soy and vinegar sauce.

Even the legendary singer Zhang Xueyou raises a megaphone and belts out, "I love eating roasted parrot meat..."

A newly ascended immortal named Han Li asks curiously, "Why does everyone hate parrots so much?"

"Because they're obnoxious! Because they're really, really obnoxious."

Now, the parrot that vanished a hundred thousand years ago has appeared once again...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.