I'll Come Clean: I'm Heaven's King of Scrap

Qin Lang gets hit by a System for recycling secondhand goods. All he has to do is complete its tasks, and it rewards him with incredible prizes.

"You recycled a discarded spirit pill. Reward: an invincible body."

"You recycled a damaged spirit weapon. Reward: ten billion in combat power!"

"You recycled a worn-out piece of clothing. Reward: one Xuantian Battle Armor!"

"You've triggered a new task. Complete it, and you'll receive a city!"

From then on, people in the Immortal Realm often see a man carrying a banner and shouting, "Buying all kinds of battered weapons and old clothes! Old fellow, my prices are fair. If it's old, broken, or useless, I'll take it!"

The disheveled old man Taishang Laojun says, "Big Boss, I wanted to ask: my alchemy furnace exploded. Do you want it?"

Qin Lang pats his banner and shouts, "If it's a piece of junk, I'll take it!"

Buddha Tathagata asks, "A monkey chewed on my lotus throne. Can I trade it in for a new one?"

Qin Lang: ...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.