I Am Xuanzang, the Buddha of the Buddhist Order

Transmigrate to Journey to the West and become Tang Xuanzang, the reincarnation of the Golden Cicada and a Buddhist prodigy. His comprehension is extraordinary: he never forgets a Buddhist teaching after reading it once, and can summon divine powers with a flick of his hand. He masters the Silent Mantra, the Mind-Speech Mantra, the Five Eyes, the Six Senses, the strength of a dragon and an elephant, and the Buddha's kingdom in his palm.

Guanyin says, "Killing to protect life, severing karma, not people. Xuanzang, stop!"

Xuanzang says, "Such a paltry trick, and you dare show it off to an expert? Bodhisattva, stand aside! Behold my mighty Heavenly Dragon! Buddha, World-Honored One, mighty Heavenly Dragon! World-Honored One, Ksitigarbha! Buddhas of Prajna, Prajna Ba Ma Kong!"

The Tathagata says, "Xuanzang, you are too bloodthirsty. You've committed countless sins along the way. What punishment do you deserve?"

Xuanzang says, "How dare you, Tathagata, show such disrespect to the Buddha! Mighty Heavenly Dragon, World-Honored One, Earth Buddha! Life-taking Brahma's Chant, Subduing Dragons and Tigers, Kasaya Formation, Arhat's Tribulation, Vajra Flame, Destroying Evil and Exorcising the Strange, Prajna Ba Ma Boom!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.