Wu Xian picked up a wolf, which claimed to be the last Immortal Emperor from 100,000 years ago. This Immortal Emperor possesses all five poisons, is obsessed with six desires, loves human food, and listens to all kinds of rainbow farts. As long as you satisfy him, he can fulfill any of your wishes.
"Lord Immortal Emperor, do you have any martial arts secrets?"
"Yes, I'll give you something delicious in exchange."
"Lord Immortal Emperor, do you have any spiritual stones?"
"Yes, call daddy to come and listen."
Wu Xian shed tears and prepared to call the Immortal Emperor bankrupt.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.