"Hey, hey, hey! I saw the Blue Star explode just as I was about to land on the moon. How are things where you are?"
"The Blue Star didn't explode? That can't be right. I clearly saw it blow up."
"You want to know what I'm doing? I'm on the moon, looking for the legendary Chang'e and Wu Gang, who's chopping down the osmanthus tree."
"What? You don't even know Chang'e? What about Hou Yi? The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl? Looks like I'll have to give you an online lesson from the moon."
"Let's begin with lesson one..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
It doesn't matter if it's true or not, you can't go up anyway hehe