Your talent is awful, so you can't become an immortal cultivator? One pack of spicy strips can raise you by a whole cultivation level. Want to give it a try?
The poison from your pills has reached your brain, there's no cure, and you're already a dead man? Don't panic! There's no poison in this world that a bottle of green tea can't cure.
Your meridians are severed, your Dao foundation is damaged, your spiritual roots are crippled, and you're a waste of space? Don't lose heart. Just grab a bottle of Pulse, and you'll be back to full health in no time. Pulse will bring you back to life.
Your lifespan is nearly over, and you don't have much time left? I've got instant noodles that can extend your life by ten years. Want a pack?
You've been stuck at the Golden Core stage for ten years with no hope of a breakthrough? You deserve a Red Bull that can help you break through your bottleneck!
Qin Fang transmigrated to the cultivation world and gained a Grocery Store System... Now he's invincible!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
