Three Kingdoms: Fine, I Admit It, I'm Liu Bei

Eastern Han Dynasty.

Whenever Xu Qi opens his restaurant, a few odd merchants come by to ask him questions.

"Shopkeeper Xu, what do you think the future holds?"

"Shopkeeper Xu, what should Liu Bei do to restore the Han dynasty?"

"Shopkeeper Xu, who's this Zhuge Liang you keep talking about?"

Fed up with their questions, Xu Qi slaps the table and curses, "Lao Liu, can you ever give it a rest? We're playing mahjong. Why do you have so much to say?"

Just then, a large group of soldiers rushes in. "We pay our respects to our lord!"

Lao Liu suddenly stands up, radiating brilliance. "I'll come clean. I'm Liu Bei."

Xu Qi stares in shock at the other two people at the table...

Zhang Fei winks at him, while Guan Yu strokes his long beard and lets out a grunt...

"Damn... You can't mess with people like this!!"

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is coincidental. Do not imitate.