My Death-Seeking System Has Mutated

Accidentally bound to the death-inducing system, as long as he failed to complete the task, he would be struck by lightning. Jiang Xiaochun thought that his life would be tortured by endless lightning strikes. As a result, on this day, the system suddenly mutated. After the mission failed, it no longer hacked him, but instead hacked the "special guest"... System: "Please host complete the novice task as soon as possible - caress the butt of a big black*!" Jiang Xiaochun: "I'll touch a ball!" System: "It has been detected that the host's attitude is extremely improper. The mission has been determined to have failed. A special guest will be punished at random." Taoist Tongtian: "Why should I be punished by thunder when Jiang Xiaochun can't complete his mission???" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.