I’ll Come Clean: I’m an Immortal Emperor

Confucian Sage: "This boy truly is the Star of Literature descended to earth!"

Sword Sage: "His keyboard is faster than my sword!"

Martial Sage: "I have fought across countless battlefields, yet he sent me flying with a single punch."

Painting Sage: "I've spent five hundred years painting, entering the Dao through art, yet all my paintings together cannot compare to his 'splash-ink landscape painting.'"

Go Sage: "The endgame I spent over a thousand years pondering was solved by him in a second!"

Lotus Fairy: "He is the Dao companion I've dreamed of!"

Yue Fairy: "May I become the southeast wind, and journey forever into your embrace!"

The fairies: "The mountain has trees, and the trees have branches. My heart yearns for you, but you do not know!"

How long did it take you to go from mortal to surviving the tribulation?

"Quite a long time, I guess. I feel like I'm rather dull-witted. Maybe it took me forty-nine days?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.