One Click to Chill Nineteen Provinces

If God had not given birth to me as a keyboard warrior, my spouting would last forever. I have a key to open the gate of heaven, and I have a key to kill the immortal. Fight three thousand emperors with just one word, and conquer thirteen continents with two keys. There are three million immortals in the world, and they must lower their eyebrows when they meet me. On the top of the immortal world, proud of the world, as long as my keyboard is there, there will be heaven! The key to the river comes from the sky, and with one click, it controls the world! When the yin and yang are in chaos, use my magic key to hold the sky clear!