I Really Can't Die Out Here

"Hey, are you there? This is my first time sneaking into the final circle. Could you let me get a chicken dinner?"

"Bang..."

"Ugh, you're so annoying. You must be a total straight guy in real life, and a hopeless case at that! Hmph, forever alone! No wonder you play solo..." The girl grumbled as she quit the game.

Looking at the words "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner" on the screen, Qin Haoran put away his AWM and climbed up from the rocks by the sea, facing the ocean.

"Real life? I don't even know how long I've been stuck in this PUBG game!"

"Girl, forgive me. Your bro Hao is sorry."

"Your bro Hao wants to face the sea too, with spring blossoms in bloom. You and me, together!!!"

"But I really can't die, because dying here means I'll disappear from this world for good."

"System, I hope your whole family gets what's coming to them! You can spawn cigarettes, so why not spawn a lighter too?"

As he spoke, he pulled out the Peony cigarettes he'd just found in the C-shaped buildings and reached into his pocket...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.