The Peerless Substitute

I'm a modern high school student who's no good at anything. My biggest wish in life is probably to eat my fill and wait for death, but I know that's pretty much impossible. "What? You want me to pretend to be your eldest young master? No way. How could such a good deal possibly fall into my lap?"

"What? You'll give me a million, and I only have to pretend to be the young master for three months?"

"That's right!"

"Then what are we waiting for? Lead the way!"

So much for saying no.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.