Three Kingdoms: I'll Come Clean, I'm A Dou

Liu Ming transmigrated to the Three Kingdoms era and only wanted to sell wine and count his money.

But then he met a peculiar chubby kid.

"Erpang, shouldn't you lose some weight? Don't eat so much!"

"Erpang, why are you rubbing that pastry on your butt?"

A Dou: "I'm the emperor! The emperor! Don't call me Erpang!!"

Zhuge Liang: "Ahem... Mr. Liu Ming, do you think we can win this battle?"

Sima Yi: "Liu Ming! I will kill you!" He spat up a mouthful of blood.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.