Three Kingdoms: Me! the Puppet Emperor Has a System

My name is Lin Hao, I have become a system, and my host is the most miserable puppet emperor in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, Liu Xie. He is only 9 years old, but I see a future of dominance in him. Dong Zhuo: What is that black thing called a machine gun? Liu Xie: Times have changed for Dong Zhuo! Bang! Lu Bu: I am an invincible general in the Three Kingdoms. Liu Xie: Fuck Xue Rengui for me! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.