Great Tang: Please, Stop Fixating on Me

He only wanted to find a powerful patron and quietly live the life of a wealthy idler. Instead, he somehow caught the attention of Li Shimin and the entire imperial court.

In the ninth year of Wude, he helped Li Shimin launch the Xuanwu Gate Incident.

In the second year of Zhenguan, he returned carrying a divine artifact capable of changing the Tang Dynasty.

Wei Zheng: Come join me in pushing the limits of survival as a loudmouth provocateur.

Zhangsun Wuji: The court is a place for maneuvering and forging alliances. There’s sure to be an official post that suits you.

Cheng Yaojin: Wahahaha! A fine young man like you should ride into battle with this old fellow and win glory!

Li Shimin: Stop arguing. He belongs to me.

Princess Changle: No, Father. He belongs to Lishi.

Li Feng insists he’s completely innocent. Please, stop thinking about me!!!

This novel has no big reveal and no System.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.