Naruto: The Utterly Ordinary Uchiha Itachi

In his previous life, he died of cancer at just twenty-eight. In this life, he is Uchiha Itachi, who is destined to die of a terminal illness at just twenty-one.

Knowing how precious life is, Itachi plans to live quietly and simply with his "slacker System," becoming an utterly ordinary person.

The village, the clan, his little brother: to hell with all of them!

Of course, if he wants a peaceful life, he'll have to make a few small efforts.

For instance, corrupting everyone in the Hokage world with all kinds of bizarre things!

Phones, high-speed trains, TVs, computers, games, anime, delicious food...

What's not to love about all these fun things?

Chakra can't save Naruto, but Jin Kela can!

Madara: "Do you wish to dance?"

Hashirama: "Breakdancing? Awkward dancing? Jazz? Or maybe square dancing?"

Madara: "???"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.