Junior Brothers and Sisters, I’m Your Eldest Brother!

Me, the utterly useless senior disciple.

I actually can’t cultivate.

Don’t worry, Senior Brother has other talents.

Junior Brother, I know you’re about to die. It’s okay.

Watch Senior Brother use the Old Man of Time to turn back time and bring you back to life.

Junior Sister, you’re too slow. It’s okay.

Watch Senior Brother give you a Clockwork Key.

See how your speed shoots right up?

Oh no, that ferocious beast is too fierce!

It’s fine. Watch Senior Brother use a trap from Caitlyn, the Sheriff of Piltover.

What, you got beaten up?

How dare you bully my junior brothers and sisters! Watch me, the Mighty Tryndamere! I’ll activate my invincibility and hack, hack, hack...

In another world, Chu Nan discovers that as long as he collects enough champion fragments, he can use the abilities of every champion in League of Legends!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.