Well, My Backer Is Heaven

Jade Emperor: Lord Immortal, don't you know that I stipulate that you are not allowed to eat beef? How do you want Lao Niu to think of you? But the beef noodles are really delicious, I will add more salt next time... Bull Demon King: The Jade Emperor... Taishang Laojun: Lord Changsheng, has my Taoist boy been caught? As long as you help me catch it, I will give you great benefits. Man, you know... Fighting Victory Buddha: Lord Changsheng, I give you all the treasures in the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain. I want ten power banks, and I want to see the Moonlight Treasure Box a hundred times... Head of State M: Gu Changsheng, aren't you afraid that my nuclear missiles will attack you? Gu Changsheng: I have heaven as my backer and I am not afraid. Head of State R: Gu Changsheng, don't bully others too much! Gu Changsheng: Are your country r human? Hua Xia: General Gu Changsheng, can you help me? Then, the Dragon King makes it rain? Gu Changsheng: Okay, it's a trivial matter... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.