Even Immortals Can't Stop a Kung Fu Zombie

What happens when a zombie gets a System that lets him level up his martial arts...

The cultivators of Mount Wudang: “This guy's too ferocious! We can't hold him off! Quick, call our patriarch!”

Lu Dongbin: “You little brat! If you can't stop him, what makes you think I can? No, I can't go down there. Getting beaten would be so humiliating.”

The countless monster beasts on Mount Kunlun: “That zombie's back to catch us for food! Run!”

The Western vampires: “Big brother, big brother! Not the face! We're practically relatives! I'm a zombie too!”

“Who the hell is related to you? What kind of zombie are you? You hairless beast, you think you're worthy of being my brother, Jiang Sheng?” As he spoke, Jiang Sheng unleashed a set of Dragon-Swimming Eight Trigrams Palms, face-slapping the vampire progenitor Gai Yin until his face was bruised and swollen.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.