History's Strongest Evil-Encounter System

Just before graduation, I got hit by some unidentified object and let out a pig-like squeal. From then on, I was stuck with a life of endless bad luck... So I wouldn't choke to death drinking water, trip and die while walking, or have my house collapse on me while I slept... I had no choice but to deal every day with all kinds of ghosts, zombies, mirror spirits, great and lesser demons, vampires, both domestic and foreign, and all sorts of hideous, bone-eating freaks and other bizarre creatures.

Xie Youde helplessly rubbed his fearsome bald head and thought: If those mirror spirits still don't dare show up next time, I'll have to try my luck on the road to the Underworld again. But will Black Impermanence really kill me? White Impermanence keeps sticking his tongue out at me.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.