I Am Truly Invincible in This World

My crush, he is a big rice dumpling, dug out from an ancient tomb, and he is also a peerless hunk. That day, he picked up the coffin board that I personally opened and made it into a golden piece that shone with epic light. He covered my eyes with a shy brow, stamped his feet in panic, and accepted my proposal. Hee hee hee, hee hee hee, hee hee hee! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.